Amalan Yang Disunahkan Selama Ramadhan

Artikel yang bagus dan mungkin sering kita baca, tapi tak ada salahnya dibaca lagi dan dilaksanakan.

Bulan Ramadhan adalah bulan al-Quran sesuai dengan sunnah Nabi s.a.w. Ibnu Abbas RA berkata; “Nabi (Muhammad SAW) adalah orang yang paling dermawan diantara manusia. Kedermawaanya meningkat saat malaikat Jibril menemuinya setiap malam hingga berakhirnya bulan Ramadhan, lalu Nabi membacakan al-Quran dihadapan Jibril. Pada saat itu kedermawaan Nabi melebihi angin yang berhembus.”

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How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot in Any Programming Language

Another humorous howto’s for programmer, how to shoot yourself in the foot in any programming language.

This is my favourite:

ASP.NET
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.

and this,

Unix
% ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm * .o
rm: .o: No such file or directory
% ls

%

even in the comments row,

VB
You do a Google search on how to shoot yourself in the foot using VB. You find seventeen completely different ways to do so, none of which are properly structured. You paste the first example into the IDE and compile. It brushes your teeth.

🙂 🙂

And finally i decided to post my own way,

CSS

You try to shoot your left foot, you miss 2 pixels. You try to shoot your right foot, you miss 1 pixel. Finally you try to shoot your head, you miss 10 pixels. Then you realize you’re using MS IE gun.

Stop Viewing Your AdSense Or Else …

After my bad experience with google, i’m obligated to share this simple trick so that you won’t get through the same mistake like i did.

Stop viewing your own adsense, that’s what you must do or google will kick your ass out for invalid impression. But that’s not easy, since as the owner you must view your website all the time to ensure everything is fine.

So, if you use wordpress like me, just add this code on your adsense script,

<?php
$myIp = "62.72.89.01"; // change to your IP
if ( $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] == $myIp ) {?>

<!-- this is where you put your adsense code -->              

<?php
}
?>

You would need to know your IP address, just go here. And that’s it. I should’ve done this long time ago. Ouww.

 

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Google Pissed off

This morning i received this email from google,

It has come to our attention that invalid clicks and/or impressions have been generated on the Google ads on your site(s). We have therefore disabled your Google AdSense account. Please understand that this was a necessary step to protect the interest of the AdWords advertisers.

What? I couldn’t believe it, then i checked my google analytics, and i said to myself “oh that’s why”,

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Damn, i’ve made Google pissed off. Sorry Google, i didn’t mean to. Thanks for $10 experience.

🙁

 

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Possible Vulnerability in Firefox Reported at Toorcon is a Joke

Apparently i’m not the only one who likes joking around with firefox. Mischa Spiegelmock, one of the Torcoon speaker had just clarified that he was joking about Firefox’s vulnerability in his speech.

The main purpose of our talk was to be humorous.

As part of our talk we mentioned that there was a previously known Firefox vulnerability that could result in a stack overflow ending up in remote code execution. However, the code we presented did not in fact do this, and I personally have not gotten it to result in code execution, nor do I know of anyone who has.

I have not succeeded in making this code do anything more than cause a crash and eat up system resources, and I certainly haven’t used it to take over anyone else’s computer and execute arbitrary code.

I do not have 30 undisclosed Firefox vulnerabilities, nor did I ever make this claim. I have no undisclosed Firefox vulnerabilities. The person who was speaking with me made this claim, and I honestly have no idea if he has them or not.

I apologize to everyone involved, and I hope I have made everything as clear as possible.

Well, i think he made Firefox developer teams nuts chasing the imaginary bugs. That’s the good thing, it shows us that Firefox wouldn’t let any bugger boys strike their asses.

Go go firefox.

 

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The Death Of AdSense, And The Return To Common Sense

About a week ago, on the way back to Lampung from Jakarta, i saw a kid sitting beside me reading a paper in title “The Death Of AdSense, And The Return To Common Sense”.

It looked so interesting to me, but i wasn’t dare to borrow it from him, cause he looked so serious reading it. Now, i think i know where it came from, i found it just now from lifeafteradsense.com.

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