Google Code Search misalnya, yang baru-baru ini dirilis, awalnya bertujuan untuk memudahkan programmer mencari skrip atau kode yang ia butuhkan. Tapi Google memberi kita lebih dari itu.

Dengan dukungan pencarian menggunakan regular expression, banyak hal-hal aneh dan lucu yang bisa kita dapatkan dari source code di luar sana. Berikut ini adalah beberapa diantaranya,

• Sumpah serapah programmer
  Programmer sama seperti manusia lainnya, mereka juga bisa kesal dan marah, hanya saja programmer menuangkannya dalam source code. Coba saja pencarian berikut,
  http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=fuck
  http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=goblok
  http://www.google.com/codesearch?q=tolol
  http://google.com/codesearch?q=%22stupid+user%22&hl=en
• Isengnya programmer

  download movie red hd

  buy tucker & dale vs evil the film online

  Masih ingat ketika dulu di SD, kalau sudah bosan mengikuti pelajaran biasanya kita corat-coret kertas. Programmerpun begitu kalau sudah bosan, cuma dia menuliskannya di source code,
  

  shutter island the movie to download

  http://google.com/codesearch?q=%22here+be+dragons%22

• Programmer kasmaran
  Iya lah, programmer juga suka dengan lawan jenis. Tapi mereka tidak menulis surat cinta, mereka menulis source code cinta,
  I love you
  Aku cinta kamu
• Oops, programmer lupa dengan pengamanan
  Google code search mungkin jadi surga baru buat mereka yang hobi meng-hack sistem orang,
  Hati-hati dengan password wordpress, juga movable type
  Buffer overflow dan kode restricted
  Backdoor password
  Winzip key generation
• Programmer mabok
  Nggak tahu di Indonesia, tapi di luar sana programmer mabok bisa juga nulis program,
  Coding while i drunk
  I am drunk and coding like I am the greatest coder of all time
• Programmer ingin ngetop
  Salah satu sebab kenapa programmer suka open-source adalah karena mereka bisa ngetop. Anda tidak perlu susah-susah mencari siapa programmer paling ngetop, cukup lihat source code yang ada di luar sana,
  Linus Torvalds

  hi-def quality 127 hours

  Alan Cox
  Jamie Zawinski
  Eris Ristemena (hehe, ada nggak hayoo)

  the fighter film
• Fanatisme programmer

  the resident online movie

  Kalau sudah bicara tools atau bahasa pemrograman, tiap programmer pasti punya fanatisme tersendiri. Kebencian dengan program lainpun ia tuangkan dalam source code,
  Python Sucks
  IE Sucks

• Programmer butuh pekerjaan baru
  Beberapa waktu lalu saya menulis tentang cara mudah ditonjok programmer. Ya, programmer benci dengan pekerjaan yang membosankan dan menghina kecerdasannya. Lagi-lagi mereka menuangkannya di source code,
  I hate my job

Ada yang menemukan hal menarik lainnya? Terutama dalam bahasa Indonesia. Kebanyakan yang saya temukan dalam bahasa Indonesia adalah file-file terjemahan, tapi sedikit sekali dalam source code program. Apakah ini menunjukan programmer Indonesia sedikit sekali terlibat dalam program-program open-source?

As in any search engine, it is always interesting to know what people did that not many people know. For example, how often programmer swear in his source code.

This guy did a little research about this,

It is known that programmers swear alot. There’s always fucks, shits, cunts, bitches, crap. There’s the kernel fuck count, for example, which shows the number of findings of “fuck” and “love” in the Linux kernel, over different versions of the kernel.

So, what language is the most sweared one? Here you go,

This is my favourite:

ASP.NET
Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart again. You try using the .GUN Framework, it falls apart. You stab yourself in the foot instead.

and this,

Unix
% ls
foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
% rm * .o
rm: .o: No such file or directory
% ls

download the tourist film score

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even in the comments row,

VB
You do a Google search on how to shoot yourself in the foot using VB. You find seventeen completely different ways to do so, none of which are properly structured. You paste the first example into the IDE and compile. It brushes your teeth.

And finally i decided to post my own way,

CSS

download the yip man 2 dvd

You try to shoot your left foot, you miss 2 pixels. You try to shoot your right foot, you miss 1 pixel. Finally you try to shoot your head, you miss 10 pixels. Then you realize you’re using MS IE gun.

This proves my point that 80% of the world’s business logic runs in Excel. Perhaps most of the Video Games also do…and we just never noticed? Splinter ExCell anyone?

Two thumbs up for the guy who made this Pac Man 100% using Excel,

and two thumbs down for Microsoft who let this guy doing it. :p

Anyone interested for Notepad version?

Anyway, i think i loved this one,

Well, that might sound hard to do. But not really. At least not for her. So this blog goes to anappaday.com.

Don’t worry, you haven’t miss anything. By the time i write this, she is in 10th day of 30 working days she planned. You can also chat with her while she’s working on an app.